Like, imagine Totoro but instead of just chilling in the woods, he's totally facing adulting. He's got that insane mortgage to pay, his bus route is a nightmare, and his therapist keeps saying he needs to "find himself".
It's kinda wild how relatable that would be, right? I mean, who hasn't felt like a mythical being sometimes? We all need a break. Maybe that's why everyone loves him so much.
Spirited Away: The Cursed Simp Edition
So like, you know Zeniba from Spirited Away? Total simp for Chihiro. Always/Constantly/Perpetually trying to Save/Woo/Win over her heart, even when she's all "Indifferent/Confused/Annoyed" about it. Like, dude chill! You Should/Could/Ought to focus on your own Spirit World/Problems/Journey. It's kinda Sad/Pathetic/Cringey how he's so obsessed with her. Maybe he just needs a good Reality Check to get over his Simpness/Craziness/Obsessive more info Tendencies.
- The whole movie is basically just Chihiro dodging Haku's advances, it's hilarious.
- Imagine/Picture/Visualize him writing her love letters in Ancient Symbols
- His Dragon Form definitely didn't work, am I right?
Ghibli Memes To Slay crushing Your Midterms
Finals week got you feeling like Calcifer in a hot inferno? Don't worry, because Studio Ghibli memes are here to assist your GPA. From Spirited Away's No-Face offering up wisdom on procrastination to Totoro reminding you that even giant fluffy creatures get stressed about exams, these memes will make you laugh and maybe even learn a thing or two. Plus, who could resist the cuteness of Ponyo offering a shiny A+?
- Post these memes with your study buddies for instant motivation.
- Bonus points if you design your own Ghibli-themed study guides.
Remember, even though studying can feel like a quest, at least you've got these adorable animated companions by your side!
Ponyo Is Slayin'
Yo, Ponyo be lookin' fire these days! She's got that aura, know what I'm sayin'? Her look is totally bomb. I bet those little goldfish scales be addin' to her style.
Ponyo, you a true legend. Keep on rockin'!
Howl's Moving Castle: Rent is Too Damn High
This crazy new fad sweeping through the kingdom has left everyone flabbergasted. Howl's newest venture, a wandering castle, is turning into a nightmare thanks to escalating rent. The poor locals can barely pay enough bucks for bread, let alone Howl's exorbitant charges.
- Rumor has it that the rent is even higher than a dragon's lair
- People aremoving out in droves, leaving Howl with an deserted castle and a annoyed attitude
- {The King is consideringintervening to control rent prices before the entire kingdom goes bankrupt
My internet is down
I believe it's those little goblins, lurking in the router. They zoom around like itty-bitty fireflies, siphoning off my signal. My downloads are running slow, and I can't even load a page without lag.
- Maybe I should try use an ethernet cable.
- Gotta catch 'em all